This Christmas, deck the halls with boughs of holly – and bouts of laughter! These puns will make you and your friend’s faces will light up like a Christmas tree. With these puns – yule be sure to make everyone smile.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson.
- What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney? Use Santa-flush.
- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.
- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
- How you can tell Santa is real? You can always sense his presents.
- What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!
- What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
- What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
- Why is Santa so good at karate? He has a black belt.
- Why does Santa go through the chimney? Because it soots him.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- How does Santa take pictures? With his Pole-aroid camera.
- What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A “Holly” Davidson.
- How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house!
- Why was Santa’s little helper so sad? He had low elf-esteem.
- Who is Santa’s least favorite reindeer? Rude-olph.
- Why did Santa go to the liquor store? He was looking for holiday spirits.
- “Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.”
- “Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws…”
- “Did you know that Father Christmas has a daughter? Her name is Mary Christmas.”
- Santa Claus’ favorite swimming spot is the North Pool.
- What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
- Why did Santa go to jail? He sleighed an elf.
- “Remember not to leave a fire burning in your fireplace this Christmas Eve, or else you might wake up to a Crisp Kringle.”
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
Happiness doesn’t result from what we get, but from what we give.” ~ Ben Carson
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