A 14-year-old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel.
“Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer.”
“Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?”
“I can’t and will not serve to anyone under age.”
“Fine. Well what other drinks do you have?”
“Well my non-alcoholic choices are tap water, bottled water, coffee and pop. What will you have?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
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