A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat. Before he can order a beer, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says, “Hey, you’re a handsome man.”
The man ignores the bowl of pretzels and orders an excellent Pilsner beer.
The bowl of pretzels then says, “Ooooh, a pilsner, great choice. You’re a real beer connoisseur.”
Starting to freak out, the guy says to the bartender, “Hey what the heck, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!”
The bartender replies, “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”
I can live for two months on a good compliment. ~ Mark Twain
