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Friday Humor ~ He’ll Prove His Dog Can Talk For A Free Drink

A man walks into a bar with his dog.


“This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?” he asks.

“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.

The man turns to his dog and asks, “What goes on the top of a house?”

Dog: “Roof!”

Man: “What does tree bark feel like?”

Dog: “Rough!”

Man: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”

Dog: “Ruth!”

The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man, “That’s enough. You and your dog – get out!”

After the man and dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner and says, “Should I have said Aaron?”

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. ~ Orhan Pamuk

About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

 

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