A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died and went to Heaven.
All three meet with God who wants to know what they believe.
The German shepherd says, “I believe in discipline training and obedience to my master.”
“Good,” says God. “Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?”
The Doberman answers, “I believe in the love, care, and protection of my master.”
Ah,” said God, “You may sit to my left.”
Then He looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”
The cat answers, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat.”
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