A gorilla walks into a crowded bar. Being a huge gorilla, he has no trouble getting the bartender’s attention and order.
“I’ll have a Cosmopolitan, please,” he says.
The bartender figures the ape probably doesn’t know any better about drink prices, and he says, “That’ll be $12.50.”
To make small talk while making change, the bartender says, “Hey, you know, we don’t get many gorillas coming in here ordering Cosmopolitans.”
The gorilla says, “At $12.50, I’m not surprised.”
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