A man went to the dentist for his annual checkup. The dentist asked the man if he was eating anything over the past few months that wasn’t ordinarily in his diet.
The man said, “Why yes, as a matter of fact. My wife developed a recipe for hollandaise sauce that is absolutely terrific. I’ve been putting it on almost everything I eat.”
“Well,” said the dentist, “I’m afraid the acid in the lemon juice used in the hollandaise sauce has started to corrode your dental plate. I’ll have to make you a new plate. But this time, I’ll make it out of chrome.”
“Out of chrome!” exclaimed the man. “Why would you do that?”.
“Because,” said the dentist. “There’s one thing I’ve come to know. There’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”
Daddy, what is sex? A daughter asks her dad. His answer is a case of be careful what you answer.
