Do you wear one or not? Does wearing one help? Do you need one when you’re outside? Can you really be fined for not wearing one?
I don’t know about you, but I’ve found the guidance on mask-wearing to be ever-changing and convoluted. The great thing though is while searching for “funny COVID masks,” people worldwide haven’t lost their sense of humor.
I hope these puns and jokes about masks brings a smile to your face.
1. I asked the bank teller why the guy sitting at the next window was wearing a mask & a cowboy outfit? She said he was the lone arranger.
2. Friend: You should wear a mask. Me: Because of Corona? Friend: No. Because you’re ugly.
3. Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks. Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.
4. I see a ton of people driving in automobiles by themselves and still wearing a mask, what are they afraid of? Car-onavirus?
5. Three guys walked into a bank wearing masks, and everybody freaked out. They said, “This is a robbery,” and everybody relaxed a little.
6. My wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I’d put the mask on before I left for work this morning. Now I’m two hours late, and I’m not too fond of Jim Carey.
7. They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.
8. I told my barista I didn’t think he should be wearing a face mask. “I’m not,” he said, “it’s a coughy filter.”
9. I keep telling my wife to stop buying peeling masks. It’s just a rip-off.
10. It is now recommended to wear a mask inside your own home, to avoid being 400 lbs by the time the quarantine is over.
11. When did you start wearing woman’s panties for a face mask? Since my wife found them in the glove box.
12. India is taking social distancing seriously. Citizens without masks were seen getting hard whacks on the behind by police officers with batons as punishment. When asked if the punishment was too severe, one constable responded, “Not at all. I’m just flattening the curve.”
13. What kind of makeup should you wear during a pandemic? Mask-ara
14. Quarantine seasonal travel.
Oman, I really can’t wait to Rome around.
Venice this going to get over?
You can’t say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?
Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.
I’ve been Washingtons of utensils.
This Spain is real.
Stay home, stay safe. What’s the Russia?
Maybe Indore is not such a bad place after all.
Wives are now Cochin their husband’s new skills. (dishwashing, mopping?)
At this rate, I see my savings Dublin.
I’ve decided to finally wear my New Jersey, which I’ve been storing for ages.
Mysore throat is on account of endless Zoom chats these days.
We need all the Lucknow more than ever before.
I’m sorry, but Iran out of travel puns.
Dubai your masks and gloves and wear them.
15. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story…
16. The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
17. What do you call someone who wears a black mask and is only kind of good at wordplay? A punisher.
18. People keep asking me to make them face masks. They know me sew well.
19. I finally found a way to wear my mask incorrectly. I feel like the answer was right under my nose this whole time.
20. Everyone at my work insists that I wear a face mask. But I don’t care, it’s my choice how I perform surgery.
“Worry is like a rocking chair: It gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere.” ~ Erma Bombeck
About the author
In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married into a blended family becoming the stepdad to his wife’s two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers, and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on
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