Christmas elves are small beings that live with Santa at the North Pole and work as his helpers. A Christmas elf is often wearing green or red with a pointy hat to complement their large, pointy ears. Santa’s elves help Santa make toys in his workshop and deliver them on Christmas eve.
While some of these are groaners some of these are sure to get a laugh.
- How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten; one to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other’s shoulders.
- What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish
- What kind of music do elves like best? Wrap music.
- What do elves play during the summer? Little League baseball.
- What was the elf’s summer job? Short order cook.
- What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elfabet.
- What was the elf’s favorite dessert? Short Cake.
- What do you call a rich elf? Welfy.
- If there were 11 elves and another one joined them, what would they be? The twelf.
- What are elves good at running? Small businesses.
- Why are elves, such as good house guests? They only stay for a short time.
- What was the elf so quick to anger? He had a short fuse.
- If sport players get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
- Why didn’t the elf want to share his toys? He was too selfish.
- What was the elf’s favorite food? Shrimp.
- Where do you find elves? Usually right around where you left them.
- Why did the elf do so poorly in school? He had a short attention span.
- What’s Santa’s tax status? Elf-employed.
- How do elves get from floor to floor? In the elf-avator.
- Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he’s an elf-made man.
- What’s a female elf called? A shelf.
- Why kind of photographs do elves like taking? Elfies.
- Where do elves go when they’re sick? To the elf center.
- What do you call an elf with skin disease? A leper-chaun.
Many of us are on edge about how to deal with difficult personalities during the holidays. So, it’s normal for holiday preparations to be filled with excitement and some anxiety.
Although these people will be mostly family, many of them will have different and dare I say “special” personalities. However, don’t worry. Instead, get informed about some of the problematic personalities you may encounter at your dinner table and how you can manage them.
