If I can’t poke fun at my beloved home state wouldn’t that make me someone who can only dish it out but can’t take it? My favorites are numbers 11 and 15.
- What does the N on the Nebraska football team’s helmet stand for? Nowledge
- What are unreliable people in Nebraska called? Corn flakes.
- Why don’t they serve ice in drinks at Husker games anymore? The student who knew the recipe graduated.
- How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Nebraska? Because if it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called the “teethbrush.”
- Why is it so difficult to solve a murder in Nebraska? All the DNA is the same and there are no dental records.
- Did you hear about the Nebraska linebacker who stole a police car? He saw “911” on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
- Why were the Cornhuskers football team late for their last away game? Every time their bus passed a sign that said “Clean Restrooms”, they did.
- A little boy and his mom were walking in a Lincoln cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read “Here lies a Nebraska graduate and honest man.” The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?”
- How many Nebraskan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? That’s a sophomore course.
- What does the average Nebraska football player get on his SAT? Drool.
- What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a Cornhusker fan? A Tattoo.
- How do you starve a Nebraskan? Hide the food stamps under the soap.
- How is the Cornhusker’s like a possum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
- Did you hear about the new three million dollar Nebraska lottery? The winner gets three dollars per year for a million years.
- What do they call duct tape in Lincoln? Chrome.
“Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.” ~ Anonymous
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