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More Things That Make You Go Hmmm… ~ Friday Humor

  1. If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
  2. Why do psychics ask for your name?
  3. Is “cute as a button” really a compliment?
  4. If something “goes without saying”, why do people still say that?
  5. What hair color do they put on the license of bald men?
  6. Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
  7. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
  8. Isn’t it unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
  9. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
  10. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
  11. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
  12. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  13. Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
  14. How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
  15. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
  16. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
  17. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  18. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  19. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  20. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  21. Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
  22. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  23. Crime doesn’t pay…does that mean that my job is a crime?
  24. Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
  25. Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?

“Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down.” ~ Charles F. Kettering


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About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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