- If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
- Why do psychics ask for your name?
- Is “cute as a button” really a compliment?
- If something “goes without saying”, why do people still say that?
- What hair color do they put on the license of bald men?
- Why is the word “abbreviation” so long?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- Isn’t it unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
- Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
- Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
- How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?
- If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
- Crime doesn’t pay…does that mean that my job is a crime?
- Why do hot dogs come 10 to a package and hot dog buns only 8?
- Why is it that you must wait until night to call it a day?
“Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down.” ~ Charles F. Kettering
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