The police called us in the middle of the night. “Where’s your son?” the officer asked.
“In bed?” we said. “No, he’s with us,” came the officer’s reply. Unfortunately, the 10-year-old had egged the neighborhood school with a friend. “How was he caught?” we asked.
He was nabbed running back to the school with the empty cartons because he told the cops, “There wasn’t anywhere else to recycle them.”
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“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him.” ~ David Brinkley
