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Friday Humor ~ I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide

A calm, respectable looking lady went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked him straight in the eyes and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”


The lady replied, “I need it poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I can accomplish what others can’t.” ~ Jerry Rice

About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children – a boy and a girl. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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