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Friday Humor ~ A Lawyer Goes To Heaven
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “There must be some mistake,” the attorney argues.
“I’m too young to die. I’m only fifty-five.” “Fifty-five?” says St. Peter.
“No, according to our calculations, you’re eighty-two.” “How’d you get that?” the lawyer asks.
St. Peter says: “We added up your billable hours.”