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Friday Humor ~ Thank God

Jack strode into “Steve’s Stable” looking to buy a horse. “Listen here” said Steve, “I’ve got just the horse your looking for, the only thing is, he was trained by an interesting fellow.
 
He doesn’t go and stop the usual way. The way to get him to stop is to scream, “Hey, hey!”
 
The way to get him to go is to scream, “Thank God!” Jack nodded his head, “fine with me, can I take him for a test run?” Jack was having the time of his life.
 
This horse sure could run he thought to himself. Jack was galloping down the dirt road when he suddenly saw a cliff up ahead, “Stop!” screamed Jack, but the horse kept on going.
 
No matter how much he tried he couldn’t remember the words to get it to stop. “Yoyo!” screamed Jack but the horse just kept on speeding ahead.
 
The horse was five feet from the cliff when Jack suddenly remembered “Hey, hey!” Jack screamed. The horse skidded to a halt just one inch from the cliff.
 
Jack could not believe his good fortune, he looked up to the sky, raise his hands in praise to the air, breathed a deep sigh of relief and said with conviction “Thank God.”

“Thank God for allowing you to see another day. No matter what, keep trusting, keep believing, be strong, have hope. The best is yet to come.” ~ Germany Kent


 

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