A young boy walks into the barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch and I’ll show you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other hand. He calls the boy over and asks,”Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid is dumbest kid in the world!”
Later, when the customer leaves the barber shop, he sees the same young kid coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey son! Can I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and answered, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
