A little bird was flying by itself south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While the bird was lying there, a cow came by and dropped dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the cow dung pile, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing the bird out! It laid there all warm and happy and soon began singing for joy.
While the cow’s crap and the little bird stayed in a happy union, a passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of dung. The cat promptly dug out the bird and ate him and that was the end of crap and the little bird.
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