Simple Home Remedies
- If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
- Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
- Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
- For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes. This will reduce the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
- Place mouse trap on top of your alarm clock. This will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
- If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
- You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
- Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. ~ Unknown
