A little girl says, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
“Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied.
As she is sitting on grand dad’s lap she says, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?”
Well, sure I can” says her grandpa.
The girl says, “Grandpa, will you please, please make a sound like a frog?”
Perplexed, her granddad says, “Sweetheart, why do you want me to make a sound like a frog?”
And the little girl says, “Cause Grandma said that when you croak, we’re going to Disney World!”
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. ~ Aristotle
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