National Thank Your Mailman Day is marked in the U.S on the first Friday in February and celebrates people who deliver mail or posts to people’s business places or homes. Mails are delivered every day come rain, sunshine, or angry glares from the neighbor’s dog.
How to Celebrate National Thank Your Mailman Day
You can celebrate this day by rewarding your mailman with a big smile or leaving a thank you note in your mailbox. It won’t be out of place to add a candy bar or homemade treat to your thank you note or share some jokes with your mailman.
1. One single day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was handed a letter, and thought to myself…
.. this isn’t for me.
2. A mailman notices a mailbox with the flag up
So, he opens the box and picks up the letter. He glances at it briefly to make sure there’s a stamp and then puts it in his bag with his other letters. When he returns to his office, the letter goes in a big bin with all the other outgoing mail. He thinks nothing of it and finishes his day.
A few days later, he delivers the same letter to the same house that he picked it up from. He glances at the mailing address and observes that it is the same as the return address. Anyone can make a mistake, so the mailman puts the letter in the mailbox so that the customer can readdress it for its proper recipient. He thinks nothing of it and finishes his day.
The mailman sees the same mailbox with the flag up the next day. He opens the box and sees the same letter; nothing changed, but with a new stamp. The mailman is perplexed, and thinking to save the customer both time and money, decides to ring the doorbell and inquire about the letter.
The door opens and standing there is a stout Buddhist monk dressed in traditional garb.
“Pardon me, sir,” the mailman says, “but you seem to be trying to mail this letter again, and without any changes to the address, it’s only going to end up back at your home in a few days.”
“Ah, my letter. Thank you so much for mailing it the other day. Please do so again,” replies the Buddhist monk.
“But sir,” says mailman, “you will only waste a stamp, and this letter will return to your home a few days from now.”
“But that is my intention, dear man,” replies the Buddhist monk. “You see, reposting is the best way to get karma.”
3. What do you get when you move around the letters of the mailman?
Someone who goes postal.
4. What’s the key to a good mailman joke?
The delivery.
5. Why does a mailman work for so little money?
It’s not about the money. It’s about sending a message.
6. I punched a mailman yesterday.
He said I had a small package.
7. A drug dealer once dressed up as a mailman
He got caught immediately because he rung the doorbell once.
8. Did you hear about the mailman who walked out on the job?
He abandoned his post.
9. The mailman told me he’s off to Spain tomorrow…
The key to a good mailman joke is the delivery. So I asked him if he was going to Parcelona. He proceeded to ignore what I believed was my best joke. I probably didn’t say it right.
10. As a mailman, I have a lot of jokes about undelivered letters.
But people just don’t seem to get them.
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