National Candy Day ~ Friday Humor
The sweet holiday, National Candy Day, is celebrated on the 4th of November every year. This celebration is right after Halloween and is filled with sweet and sour candies that are chewy, hard, or fruit flavored.
History of National Candy Day
India is where the history of candy begins. The Persians and Greeks discovered that the inhabitants of India had what they dubbed “reeds that make honey without bees” during the sixth and fourth centuries BC.
In reality, what appeared to be reeds was Southeast Asian sugarcane. Boiling sugarcane juice produced “khanda,” or small bits of sugar, which the ancient Indians termed.
Honey was used to cover fruits and flowers in ancient China, the Middle East, Egypt, Greece, and Rome to preserve them and transform them into candy before sugarcane was domesticated outside Asia.
Before the Industrial Revolution, candy was used to soothe the stomach or chill the throat. In the 18th century, France and Britain brought the first candies to the United States. Because so few colonists were proficient in sugar work, these novel confections were exclusively available to the wealthy.
Technology advancements during the Industrial Revolution’s heyday in the 1830s made sweets available to more people than just the wealthy, creating a new market, particularly for kids.
While some artisan sugar craftsmen survived, candy shops were increasingly becoming a part of everyday life in the United States, particularly for young people.
Penny candy soon became the first thing kids would buy with their money, and candy shop proprietors relied heavily on the patronage of kids and families to stay in business.
How to Celebrate National Candy Day
You should be able to observe this day four days after Halloween. To celebrate, you can enjoy extra candy or steal some from your kids’ stash. You can also check the Halloween candy sales at your neighborhood shops.
In addition, ask some friends to join you in enjoying their favorite candies. Use the hashtag #NationalCandyDay when posting on social media to mark the occasion.
1. I got told a joke about candy bars
It wasn’t that funny, so I just snickered
2. Did you hear about the candy maker who was seeing double?
His mind was playing Twix on him.
3. One time I saw my baby brother SCREAMING at his Easter candy.
I was like, what’s going on? And he says,
“I’m giving shout-outs to my Peeps!”
4. Which is the most feminine candy?
It’s Hershey!
5. It’s so hot this summer…
The Halloween candy at Walmart is starting to melt.
6. What is a cannibal’s favorite candy?
Mentos
7. What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?
Candy Crush.
8. Music is like candy…
It’s great, as long as you throw away the rapper.
9. What does candy do when you tell it a joke?
It Snickers.
10. When I was a kid, I could go to the store for only $5 and come home with bread, milk, hotdogs, and my favorite candy. You can’t do that these days…
Too many damned security cameras.
Candy also has a damaging effect on teeth and the body when eaten in excessive amounts. The following tips will help your kids get through this Fall’s sugar rush and keep you both sane and healthy.
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