American Family Day ~ Friday Humor
American Family Day is celebrated in the U.S on the first Sunday in August annually. Governor Raul Castro signed the declaration of American Family Day on August 7, 1977. Governor Bruce Babbit signed it as an official Arizona holiday the following year. The purpose of this day is to help families across the country celebrate with loved ones.
How to Celebrate American Family Day
The family unit is one of the most important to an individual. Well-rounded individuals continue to thrive in their personal and professional life because they have a strong support system. Likewise, in a blended family, a close-knitted relationship with your stepparent or stepkids can improve the bond in your family.
As you celebrate American Family Day, it is important to remember that the family as a unit is important and should be placed top priority always. Here are a few ways to celebrate this family holiday with your loved ones.
- Outdoor activities everyone in the family can enjoy.
- Bring your grandparents a picnic lunch when you visit them.
- Make a family recipe together amidst stories and laughter
- Visit a gallery, museum, or park
- You can also share the jokes below with your family and have a good laugh.
1. An old Irish man from a traditional catholic family was lying on his deathbed. All his family is gathered around him when he tells them: “I have one last wish: I want to become a protestant.” His family members are shocked since they are all deeply catholic.
Still, the man insists, and it’s his last wish, so they get a protestant pastor, and the man becomes a protestant, the pastor cheering with joy that someone from that family decided to become protestant. After the pastor left, the family members asked the old man: “But why? Why did you become protestant? With his last breath, the man replies: “I thought it would be better if one of them dies! “
2. The whole lion family starred in a violent drama named
Pride and prey judice.
3. My wife accused me of hating her family and relatives…
I replied, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. I like your mother-in-law a lot better than I like mine.”
4. I live next door to a family of anorexic agoraphobics…
I bet you they have a few skeletons in the cupboard.
5. My great grandma couldn’t stop giggling at our large family barbecue…
I asked her what she found so funny.
“Everyone here is alive because I got laid,” she said.
6. A family was driving in their car through an Arizona desert
When they ran into a family of skunks. They stopped the car and got out so that they could check on the family of skunks to make sure they were alright.
They found all the skunks to be ok except for one baby skunk. The wife then asked the husband if they could take the baby skunk to the vet to get the necessary medical attention.
They come up at the California border checkpoint, and the wife starts freaking out, “There’s no way they let us take this skunk across the border, what are we gonna do?”
The husband thinks for a second and says, “Hey, I got it! Take the baby skunk and put it under your dress.”
The wife replies, “Well, what about the smell?”
The husband says, “It’ll be alright, just hold its nose.”
7. Everyone at the family reunion got food poisoning
It runs in the family
8. I took my family out for an expensive meal the other night and surprised everyone by ordering in French.
It was a Chinese restaurant.
9. When I was a kid, my family used to move a lot.
But I always found them.
10. If you ever want to call a family meeting…
Just turn off the WIFI router and wait in the room it is located.
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