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New Year’s Eve ~ Friday Humor

New Year’s Eve is celebrated on the 31st of December every year. It is a big event in the U.S and other parts of the world. Although it is not a federal holiday, most businesses work a half-day or take the day off.


People travel to spend this day and usher in the New Year with families and friends. For this reason, there’s often congestion and closed roads on New Year’s Eve.

How to Celebrate New Year’s Eve

Traditionally, the last day of the year is a time for celebrations, family gatherings, and parties. Families and friends gather to count down the last few seconds of the year and toast to the New Year.

Several traditions and practices are believed to bring luck in the New Year. For instance, eating pork can bring good luck since pigs are plump and move forward while digging. These features represent prosperity and advancement in the coming year.

Cabbage also represents prosperity, and cake, champagne, and black-eyed peas are lucky foods. Have you ever wondered why there’s so much whistleblowing and fireworks on New Year’s Eve? It is supposed to chase bad luck away. 

Religious observances are not left out as protestant churches hold watch night services to pray and usher in the New Year. Some Catholics also go to Mass on New Year’s Eve.

Regardless of your plans for New Year’s Eve, remember to spend it in love and thanksgiving. Don’t forget to also extend a hand of kindness to others. Enjoy our last jokes and puns for 2021.

New Year's Eve- Friends celebrating with drinks

1. A guy walked into his local bar on New Year’s Eve and ordered a drink.

A guy walked into his local bar on New Year’s Eve and ordered a drink. As midnight approached, he raised in glass in a toast, “Let’s all begin this year standing beside the person who has made this past year worth living.” The poor bartender was nearly crushed to death.

2. Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?

Waiting for the punchline.

3. I’m going to stay up on New Year’s Eve this year…

not to see the New Year in, but to ensure this one leaves.

4. Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square

…and year after year, they drop the ball

5. Spending New Year’s Eve at home in front of the TV is pathetic!

So we sit sideways.

6. Why don’t they celebrate New Year’s Eve in the Middle East?

Cause there’s no one left when the clock hits zero.

7. An old woman called her husband during his drive home on New Year’s Eve

“Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90. Please be careful!”

“It’s not just one car, dear. There are hundreds of them!!!”

8. If you’re worried about not getting a New Year’s Eve kiss this year, just remember

Valentine’s Day is coming up, and you’re probably going to be alone for that, too.

9. Two superstitious blondes are talking to each other

One of them says: “I heard that this year, the New Year’s Eve will be on Friday.”
The other replies: “Oh! I hope it won’t be 13th!”

10. Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays and a Joyous A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z to everyone.

You can get excited about the future. The past won’t mind.- Hillary DePiano

Cruise into the New Year and have a splendid time.

About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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