National Redhead Day ~ Friday Humor
Two ginger head sisters started National Redhead Day to empower redheads to embrace their lush red tresses. Between 2010 and 2016, The Irish Redhead Convention brought redheads to celebrate together during the summer. The festival included competitions for the longest mane or beards and the crowing of a redhead king and queen.
About Redheads
Less than 2% of the World’s population has redhead with 13% from Scotland and 10% from Ireland. Here are some interesting facts about redheads;
- Redheads have thicker strands and less hair than the average person.
- Redheads are less likely to grow grey. The color fades from red to blond and eventually white.
- Redheads produce more vitamin D compared to people with other hair colors.
Enjoy some jokes and puns on redheads.
1. What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?
Gingerbread
2. How do you handle a redhead’s temper?
Gingerly.
3. What do you call a redhead freaking out at a cookie store?
A Ginger Snap
4. What do Australia and a redhead have in common?
Bushfire.
Ok, I’ll see myself out.
6. What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads?
A ginger-bred man.
7. Three brunettes and a redhead walk into a bar…
…and the bartender says, “Hey Hey Hey! What’s goin’ on?”
8. What do you call a child with redheaded parents?
Ginger-bred.
9. Why don’t redheads listen to Soul music?
They can’t relate to it.
10. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead reach the steps to heaven when they meet God.
As they are about to start climbing the 100 steps to heaven, God says, “Wait!”
“At every step, I will tell you a joke, if you don’t laugh, you can go to heaven.”
The girls agree and start climbing.
On the 27th step, the redhead starts laughing and disappears.
The 77th step, the brunette can’t hold in her laughter and disappears.
On the 99th step, the blonde begins to laugh.
Before making her disappear, God asks, “You were so close, why would you start laughing.”
To which the blonde replies, “I finally got the joke from the first step.”
11. Why don’t foot fetishists like redheads?
Because they don’t have soles.
12. I went to Brisbane’s hottest redhead competition
5000 people attended, and not a soul in sight
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