Father’s Day is celebrated in over 100 countries honoring parental bonds and fatherhood. Parenting is no easy task. Fathers take up the role of a leader both emotionally and financially for their families.
Although one day, every year isn’t enough to celebrate a dad for their tremendous work and support, you should give the father figure in your life some special attention on Father’s Day. Enjoy these jokes as you celebrate Father’s Day.
1. A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later, “Da-ad…”
“What?”
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?”
“No, You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…”
“WHAT?”
“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to smack you!”
Five minutes later: “Daaaa-aaaad…”
“WHAT!”
“When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?”
2. A young boy is listening to the radio in the car with his father. “Dad, what music did you like growing up?”
“I was a huge fan of Led Zeppelin,” the father replies.
“Who?” the son asks.
“Yeah,” the dad responds, “I liked them too.”
3. I still remember my father’s last words….”you selfish boy.”
So I became a fishmonger to follow his dying wish.
4.My father told me that his password is “MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin.”
Because he was told his password should contain at least eight characters and one capital.
5. A curious little boy asked his father if he knew why it is soo dark outside!
Father replies: No, Son
6. Teacher to student: If I gave you a dollar and your father gave you a dollar, how many dollars would you have?
Student: One dollar.
Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
Student: You don’t know my father.
7. A little girl asks her father: “Daddy, what is corruption?”
— Go bring me a beer, and I’ll tell you.
— But mommy said you should stop drinking!
— Get yourself an ice cream too while you bring me that beer.
— Oh, okay!
8. My father, his father, his father’s father, and his father’s father’s father all had chronic diarrhea
Runs in the family, I guess.
9. My father taught me two important rules for life
- Never judge people based on stereotypes.
- Never trust a Frenchman.
10. A father puts his 3-year old daughter to bed. His daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened.
“God bless mommy, and God bless daddy, God bless Grandma, Goodbye grandpa.”
The father asked, “why did you say, goodbye grandpa?”
The little girl said, “I don’t know. It just seemed like the right thing to say.”
The next morning, the family received news that the grandfather had indeed died. The father thought that it was just a very lucky coincidence.
A few months later, he tucked her daughter into bed, and she said a prayer. “God bless mommy, and God bless daddy, goodbye grandma.” And of course, the next day, the grandmother died. The father realized that his daughter could predict the family deaths and that this was no coincidence.
A few weeks later, he tucked his daughter into bed, and her prayer went, “God bless mommy and goodbye, Daddy.” Her father went into shock. He stood up all night waiting for the worse, and then sunrise came. And he decided to stay at work the entire day to be safe. He stayed at his office until midnight came. When it did, nothing happened.
He breathed a sigh of relief. When he came home, his wife asked why he was home so late.
“I had the worst day of my life.” Said the father. “If you think your day was hard, you won’t believe what happened to me. My boss died in the middle of a meeting!”
Here’s how you can surprise your stepdad on Father’s Day.
