National Iced Tea Day ~ Friday Humor
Iced tea is summer’s favorite drink. Every year on June 10th, National Iced Tea Day is celebrated. It doesn’t matter if your iced tea is sweet or unsweetened, with or without lemon. You will definitely enjoy it on a hot summer day.
Iced tea is gaining popularity in the U.S as an alternative to carbonated drinks. You can find iced tea in fast foods, vending machines, and convenience stores. Iced tea started to appear in the U.S in 1860 but gained its popularity in the 1870s.
In celebration of the National Iced Tea Day, you can brew and enjoy a glass of ice tea with family and friends. You can include some lemon, mint, or fruits.
Enjoy these jokes on iced tea and crack your ribs
1. What happened to the Indian who drank too much iced tea?
He slept in his tea pee.
2. I like my iced tea like I like my presidents…
so good it doesn’t need any peach or mint.
3.Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, iced tea or coffee?
Neither. It’s a Thai.
4. I was working at a grocery store
A lady had a gallon of milk and a gallon of iced tea.
I asked, “would you like your milk bagged, ma’am?”
She replied, “No, thank you, nor would I like my tea bagged.” *wink*
5. Lemonade and iced tea make an Arnold Palmer. What do you get when you Mix Lemonade with a teabag?
Benedict Arnold Palmer
6. I invented a drink today called ‘the Shutter Island Iced Tea.’
It’s the same as a Long Island Iced Tea, but it has a twist at the end.
7. Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea?
Because they drank tea before it was cool.
8. Made the mistake of offering my realtor some Lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
9. The only constants in life are taxes, death, and…
99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea.
10. A guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer afternoon. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for dinner.
The wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air-conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me about dinner right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside, and figure dinner out for yourself.”
So he went back into the house and fixed himself a big steak with potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall glass of iced tea. The wife finally walked in about the time he was finishing up and asked him, “You fixed something to eat? So where’s mine??”
Ic
“Huh? I thought you were out of town.”
Enjoy these jokes on burgers.