A pet can bring so much comfort and love to its owner. So every year, on June 4th, National Hug Your Cat Day is celebrated. Every cat owner is encouraged to hug their cat. Showing your furry baby some love and affection is not only good for your cat but also for you.
Several studies show that hugging your pets can lower blood pressure and reduce stress. A pet can also decrease the feeling of loneliness. You can celebrate your furry friend with a nice big hug, a special treat, or a walk in the park.
Enjoy these hilarious jokes on cats.
1. Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”
2. A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park…
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
When he reached his driveway, there was the cat.
He kept taking the cat further and further, but the cat would always beat him home.
One day he decided to drive hundreds of miles away. He drove out of town, through the desert, and into the next state until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home. He let the cat out and headed back.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”
“Yes,” the wife answers. “Why do you ask?”
“Put him on the phone,” the man replies. “I’m lost and need directions.”
3. I’m like a cat when it comes to kids
I don’t really enjoy the product
But I love playing with the box it came out of.
4. I just discovered that I can talk to cats
They probably don’t understand me but still
5. I just got a new cat. I named him Nothing.
Because he’s orange, and Nothing rhymes with orange.
6. Why did the cat get fined?
Because he was caught littering.
7. An Englishman, Frenchmen, and Spaniard were racing their cats on a paper boat in the water
They each name their cat the same in each language. The Englishman names his cat “One Two Three.” The Frenchman names his “Un deux Trois”. The Spaniard names his “Uno dos tres.” The race begins, and Uno dos tres wins, with one two three at second place.
The Frenchman’s cat is nowhere to be found. After searching, the Frenchman comes to a conclusion. He goes to the other men and says, “The Un Deux Trois cat sank”
8. Once a man named his cats Spoon, Fork, and Knife
They were his Catlery
9. Before our marriage, when my wife told me that she’s a cat person, I should have realized that…
….. for the rest of my life, she’s gonna sit on the other side of the bed & ignore me all day.
10. I went out late at night to call my cat.
And now I really regret naming him Batman. The neighbors are looking concerned.
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