Due to the pandemic, the dating world is gradually turning into old-school romance. Texts, phone, and video calls are more likely to happen with restrictions on movement.
While a physical meeting may be challenging, online dating is still possible. The good news is, with online dating, you’re less likely to be ghosted. Dating online also prepares you; it’s easier to know if you have a deeper connection or not.
The whole point of dating is to eventually have a meaningful relationship with someone. After all, love is a beautiful thing! So, enjoy these funny jokes on dating.
1. My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?”
So I took her to dinner, and a movie, then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
2. Just joined a dating group for arsonists…
Got a match straight away.
3. What’s the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere!
4. Rioters now have their own dating app.
It’s called Plenty of Sheep
5. Somebody once gave me advice on dating to “just be yourself” and “be the true you”…
…he was an actor.
6. Dating is like playing a video game.
It’s all fun and games until the microtransaction comes in.
7. Since COVID, dating has been difficult, and the pickup lines have only gotten longer.
8. You know what dating and applying for jobs have in common?
You get rejected…a lot
9. I’m dating an astronomer, and she’s a total nerd but with a heavenly body.
10. In college, I used to live on a houseboat and started dating the girl next door.
Eventually, we drifted apart.
11. People gather for a 20th wedding anniversary at the couple’s house, but the husband is missing, as the party is about to start. Wife goes looking for her husband and finally finds him curled up and sobbing in the corner of the attic.
“What’s the matter, dear? The guests are here, the party is about to start, and you’re missing. Why are you hiding here and crying? “Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?”, he asks.“Yes, I do,” she replies. ” We were so crazy for each other”
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.“Do you remember when your father, the town sheriff, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”Yes, I remember,” said the wife, lowering herself to the floor beside him.“Do you know what he did after he shoved you in the back of his cruiser and came back to my car?” no” said the wife quietly
“He shoved the shotgun in my face and said ‘Either you marry my daughter, or you will spend the next 20 years of your life in prison, so help me God!'”The wife said nothing, just covered her mouth. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said…“Well, today, I would have been walking out as a free man.”
12. A friend set me up on a blind date. He said “She’s a lovely girl, but there’s something you should know. She’s expecting a baby.”
