This global annual event is held on April 16th and is dedicated to voice celebration. Voice is a significant part of effective verbal communication, and this celebration aims to show the importance of voice in many lives.
World Voice Day (WVD) was first launched in 1999 by the Society of Laryngology & Voice in Brazil. Professor Mario Andre, a Portuguese laryngologist, suggested that people worldwide should also celebrate World Voice Day.
The drive behind WVD is to bring worldwide awareness of the importance of voice and the necessity of preventing voice-related issues. In 2012, WVD was accepted and developed in other nations.
In the same year, voice researchers from different countries invited voice experts from several nations to form a global group for the World Voice Day Celebration.
The group’s purpose is to initiate and help coordinate the Word Voice Day events in different parts of the world. Enjoy these jokes on voice.
1. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, “Hi, how are you?”
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine.”
And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”
What kind of question is that? At that point, I think this is too bizarre, so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.”
At this point, I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’
Ok, this question is just too weird for me, but I figured I could be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, “No…I’m a little busy right now!!!”
Then I hear the guy say nervously…
“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”
2. A blonde goes to the counter and, in a thunderous voice, declares, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, a small order of fries, and a Diet Coke, please!”
The lady behind the counter is astonished and says, ”Ma’am, this is a library.”
The blonde apologizes and leans in close and says in a whisper, “I’ll have a cheeseburger, a small order of fries, and a Diet Coke, please.”
3. A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively, “You’ve got great hair!” The man looked around but couldn’t see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.
A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say, “You’re a handsome man!” The man looked around but still couldn’t see where the voice was coming from.
When he went back to his beer, the voice said again, “What a stud you are!” The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.
The bartender said, “Oh, it’s the nuts – they’re complimentary.”
4. No dog owner talks to their pet in a normal voice
*No they don’t, oh no they don’t*
5. A Scottish Canadian man called me on my radio talk show. He started insulting me and repeating what I said in a weird voice.
It was a call-in mockery.
6. My singing voice sounds bad in my tiny apartment.
It’s a little flat.
7. On date nights, I lean over to my girlfriend, and in a sugary voice, I say: “null, nada, nix, naught, zilch, zero.”
Because she likes it when I whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
8. I went to the doctor because I have heard voices nonstop.
Apparently, they are called children.
9. Nothing beats a girl with a great singing voice except for Chris Brown.
10. I told my psychiatrist I heard voices.
He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.
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