He Wouldn’t Eat The Mushrooms ~ Friday Humor
An insurance investigator is at a wedding reception. He asks the bride, “So this is your fourth husband?” “Yes, that’s right”, she replied. “Can I ask what happened to your first husband?”.
“Oh, very sad, he died quite suddenly” “Oh, I’m sorry, what happened?” “Unfortunately, he ate some poisoned mushrooms and passed away. Of course, the insurance paid out, but it can never really compensate for his passing”. “That’s terrible, what happened to your second husband?”.
“Another tragic case, he also, ate some poisoned mushrooms and passed away. The money didn’t compensate for his loss”. By now, the investigator was very suspicious, and asked; “Did your third husband die from eating poisoned mushrooms?”.
“Oh no”, she stated, “He died from a fractured skull!”. “My goodness, I’m very sorry, how did he get that?”. “Well, he wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!!!”
A man hears a voice. After resisting for a period he finally gives in to it. Learn what happens when he does.