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Friday Humor ~ Are These Plates Clean?

A grandson went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn’t clean. So he says, “Grandfather, are these plates clean?”


His grandfather replies, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal.”

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, “Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?”

Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, “I told you those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now don’t ask me about it anymore.”

Later that day, they went out to get dinner. As they were leaving the house, the grandfather’s dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and wouldn’t let them pass.

His grandfather shouts, “Coldwater, get out of the way!”

Clean plates don’t lie. ~ Dan Barber

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In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepdads to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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