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Friday Humor ~ A Man Has A Fear Of Flying

Antonio lives his life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day his friend, Daniel, asks him, “Why do you have this irrational fear of flying?”


“Irrational?” Antonio replies, “Not at all. I’ve merely calculated the odds of a bomb being placed on a plane and it’s much too high for my comfort.”

A few days later, Daniel boarded a flight only to find Antonio sitting in the seat right next to him.

“What happened? Have the odds changed?”

“No,” Antonio replied. “The odds of a bomb being on a plane haven’t changed. But I calculated the odds of two bombs being on a plane, and I found those odds much more acceptable. So now I just bring my own.”

If you want to conquer fear, don’t sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy. ~ Dale Carnegie

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About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife becoming the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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