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Friday Humor ~ Red Shirt

A naval captain is alerted by his First Mate there’s a pirate ship approaching his position. He asks the mate to get him his red shirt.


The sailor asked, “Why do you need a red shirt?”

The captain replies, “So that when I bleed, you guys don’t notice and get discouraged.” The captain and his crew went on to defeat the pirates.

The very next day, the captain is alerted 50 pirate ships were approaching their boat. The captain yells, “Get me my brown pants!”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.” ~ Zig Ziglar, Raising Positive Kids in a Negative World

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About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married his now ex-wife Roberta aka the Pretty Lady. He became the stepdad to her two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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