Two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield!
“Quick, quick!!” shouts the first nun, “What shall I do?” “Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination.” shouts the second.
She switches them on, knocking vampire about, but he clings on and hisses even more loudly! “What shall I do now?” yells the first nun.
“Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water from the Vatican!” says the second nun. The vampire steams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again at the nuns.
“Now what?” screams the first nun. “Show him your cross!” says the second. So the nun rolls down the window and shouts: “GET OFF MY FREAKIN’ HOOD!!”
The 15th – 24th of December represents the heart of the Christmas shopping season. Enjoy these Christmas shopping jokes and one-liners.
