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National Burger Day ~ Friday Humor

It’s not surprising there’s a whole day to celebrate this delicious food in the United States. Although the burger was invented in Germany, it has become a popular food in American culture. Every year, an average of 50 million burgers are consumed in the U.S.


The inventor of the National Burger Day is unknown, but it’s likely a lover of burgers. In Hamburg, Germany, in 1869, a version of the hamburger patty eaten between two slices of bread was a common meal eaten by German immigrants sailing to America.

Hamburger became popular in the U.S during the St. Louis World fair in 1904. A number of small vendors were also selling their own version of this tasty meal and believed they were the first to come up with it.

Today many fast foods and restaurants now sell this delicacy all over the world. The most exciting way to mark National Burger Day is to invite friends and family over. Open up the barbecue season by making some delicious burgers and fries for your loved ones.

Enjoy these jokes on burgers.

I always say ‘Eat clean to stay fit, have a burger to stay sane’- Gigi Hadid.

1. Why were the burger and fries running

Because they’re fast food

2. What type of burger isn’t allowed on the titanic?

An iceburger

3. Went to a burger joint a while ago

My son, 8 at the time, ordered sliders. When the waitress came with our orders, his plate fell and the food went everywhere. He looked at me straight-faced and said, “I guess that’s why they call them sliders.”

4. I went on a date the other night. She took out the pickles from her burger and cut them in half.

For me, that’s a dill breaker.

5. I went to the doctor recently He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty” I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. Fatty, don’t eat anything.”

6. A  bear walks into a bar and orders a burger then pauses for a while and says a large soda as well

the bartender says why the long paws

7. It’s kind of silly we’re trying to turn plants into burgers

Haven’t cows been doing that for like, forever?

8. A vegan applied but was rejected for a job at Burger King…

She didn’t meat the requirements.

9. I went to get my hair cut today but there were so many in front of me.

After an hour the manager started to hand out hot dogs and burgers as an apology for the long wait. It was the Best Barber Queue ever!

10. A fast-food employee dropped my burger patty on the floor before serving it to me.

They said it was ground beef.

11. “You don’t need to know what makes this burger taste so good”

– said an anonymous sauce.

12. A blonde goes into a library and, speaking clearly and loudly, orders a burger, fries, and a milkshake. The librarian rolls his eyes and says, exasperated, “This is a library, ma’am.”
So the blonde leans in and whispers, “Sorry. I’ll have a burger, fries, and a milkshake.”

13. Had my first Wookie burger in memory of Peter Mayhew today

It was a bit chewie.

14. How many vegans does it take to eat a cheese and bacon burger?

One, if no one is watching.
 
15. What is a burger’s favorite day?

Fry-day.
 
We all need to make time for a burger once in a while- Erica Durance
 
Enjoy some more jokes on names.

About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies. She enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor for Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and also reading a wide range of subjects.

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