On the 23rd of April 1995, World Book Day was created by UNESCO to celebrate authors, book illustrators, and their works. This day aims to encourage young people to discover and enjoy the act of reading.
As World Book Day founder, Baroness Gail Rebuck, recalls “We wanted to do something to reposition reading, and our message is the same today as it was then – that reading is fun, relevant, accessible, exciting, and has the power to transform lives.”
Today, the World Book Day celebration continues to encourage growing kids to read for pleasure. World Book Day, in partnership with schools across different parts of the world, donates books.
Reading is a significant indicator of a child’s future success. The World Book Day aims to see more children read irrespective of their social-economic background. Enjoy these jokes on books.
1. What is the most philosophical book?
The dictionary. It provides the meaning of everything.
2. My son came to me & said: ‘Can I have a book mark?’
eleven years old, and he still doesn’t know my name is Jeff.
3. My wife has just given me a book with all the words that I’m not supposed to use when we argue…
It’s called a dictionary.
4. Dad, why is this book so thick?
Son, that’s a long story…
5. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She leaned over and whispered, “They’re right behind you. . .”
6. A man buys two books called “How to Solve 50% of your problem” so he could solve %100
His friend calls him a moron, saying, “You could have read it twice!”
7. A man walked into a copy shop and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide.
Printer: “Why do you need pages that long?”
Man: “Well, it’s a long story.”
8. What is the one thing common between my girlfriend and my favorite book?
Both are works of fiction.
9. Why don’t people sympathize when your books drop to the floor?
Because you only have your shelf to blame
10. Friends, just a reminder to those who received a book from me at Christmas…
They are due back in the library this Friday.
11. I was just reading a great book saying that if a company does anything unethical, people will stop supporting it, and it’ll go out of business.
Here’s the Amazon link to it!
12. I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures.’
I opened it up, and the appendix was missing.
13. I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels
She said, “Sure, what volume ?”
14. There’s nothing in the Guinness Book about digital DJs.
They don’t hold any records.
15. A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth.
The Librarian says, “Try over there in the C section.”
Spending a few hours daily reading and telling stories to your child is fun and can improve their future endeavors.
