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National Read A Book Day ~ Friday Humor

National Read a Book Day is marked on September 6th. It’s a day when book enthusiasts delve into that long-awaited novel. It is also an opportunity for people who don’t typically read to try books and lose themselves in the world of reading.

Books serve as an escape from reality, broaden our knowledge and increase our creativity. Therefore, on National Read a Book Day, put your phone away from you, switch off the TV, and immerse yourself in a wonderful book.

Background

Although the history of National Read a Book Day is unknown, it was probably started by someone who wanted to promote reading. The average American enjoys reading but feels like they don’t have enough time in the day to do it. This is the ideal moment to take a break, sit down, and turn those pages.

Although the first printed books date back to between 618 and 907 AD in China, the widespread adoption of books only began in the 17th century. Since then, most people have favored the old-fashioned method of picking up an actual book and turning the pages.

Book technology has advanced substantially in the last few years. However, digital books may now be read on a Kindle, phone, or tablet, making them more practical if you want to pack a lot of books on your trip. Some people don’t have the patience to read for long periods, so they listen to audiobooks as they work, cook, or commute. 

How to Celebrate National Read a Book Day

Reading a book is the perfect way to celebrate this day. Make the time to read the book waiting patiently on your nightstand or begin the one you’ve been meaning to read but haven’t gotten around to.

You can also join a book club if you want to read more but find it challenging to stay motivated. You will be motivated to finish the book since they are well-liked and have established reading objectives, giving you something to talk about with others. Enjoy these jokes on books.

1. A guy goes into a library and asks the person at the desk, “can you show me where the self-help books are?”

The librarian says, “no.”

2. I’m compiling a book of poems by felons.

I’m going to call it “Prose and Cons.”

3. I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs.

It’s a step-by-step guide.

4. I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I’m writing

It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

5. Three months ago, I ordered the book “How to scam people online.”

It still hasn’t arrived.

6. I got a great deal and paid only $6 for a book titled “100 Truly Disgusting Jokes.”

If you break it down per joke, I only paid for the author’s 6 cents of humor.

7. I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It started off badly, but I really liked it by the end.

8. What book did Tarzan write?

Lord of the Swings.

9. I tried reading a book about machines that drill large holes in the ground.

It was boring.

10. I ordered a book called “How To Make People Feel Uncertain.”

I just got an email: It *could* not be delivered today.

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers-Charles W. Eliot

 

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About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family-oriented topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

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