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Friday Humor ~ I Want My Porch Painted

Anxious to finally get their porch painted, the wife urged her husband to allow the transient man that knocked on their door looking for work to do the job.
 
The man happily agreed to paint it for $50. The couple was thrilled at their good luck of getting their sizable porch painted for a paltry $50.
 
Minutes later there was a knock at their door. “All done” he said. “Already?” we both said at once. And the man responded, “Yeah, and by the way, it’s a Lexus not a Porsche”.
 
“Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.” ~ Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

 

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