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Confessional Training ~ Friday Humor

A newly ordained priest is nervous about hearing confessions and asks an older priest to observe one of his sessions to give him some tips. After a few minutes of listening, the old priest suggests they have a word.

“I’ve got a few suggestions,” he says. “Try folding your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand.”The new priest tries this. “Very good,” says his senior. “now try saying things like ‘I see’, ‘I understand’ and ‘Yes, go ‘”

The younger priest practices these sayings, too.

“Well done,” says the older priest. “Don’t you think that’s better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘No way! what happened next?’ “

“The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us.” ~ C.S. Lewis

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About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell married into a blended family, becoming the stepdad to his wife’s two children. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers, and the women who love them. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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