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National Memo Day~ Friday Humor

On May 21st every year, we recognize National Memo Day. Short for Memorandum, a memo is a document or other means of communication to pass information to a group of people.

The National Memo day was first celebrated in 1989 by KMJ1 Magic Radio in Denver, Colorado. Memorandum is a Latin word meaning it must be remembered. And the purpose of National Memo Day is to raise awareness about the memos used by people.

Memos are used to convey messages and plans. Today, memos are frequently used in business to share information related to meetings, policy changes, and contracts. Memos are short with different formats and templates that typically start with ‘memo’ as the heading.

What these memos do is they make legal acts that were criminal prior to these memos.

1. I heard professional boxers are among the highest-paid people in the world.

    Apparently, my bosses at Amazon didn’t get the memo.

2. Did you know they made a movie about a notepad that lost its notes?

    It was called Finding Memo

3. Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time?

    Or is that just stereotyping.

4. An older man hires a guy every fall and his only job is to use my leaf blower and get the leaves out of my yard.

He only pays in checks though. Just so he may write “thanks for the blow” on the memo line.

5. A wife got this letter from Walmart.

Dear Mrs. Samples:

Over the past six months, your husband, Royse Samples has been causing quite a commotion in our Lawton store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

Three of our clerks are currently attending counseling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr. Samples have been compiled and are listed below.

Mr. Wally Brown
President and CEO
Walmart Complaint Department

MEMO Re: Mr. Bill Fenton — Complaints — Things Mr. Royse Samples has
done while his wife was shopping:

1. November 15, 2005: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.

2. November 23, 2005: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. December 10, 2005: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. December 23, 2005: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares!” ….. and watched what happened.

5. January 10, 2006: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

6. January 23, 2006: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. February 15, 2006: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they’d bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. March 5, 2006: When a clerk asked if she could help him, he threw himself down on the floor, began to cry, and wailed, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. March 26, 2006: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. April 2, 2006: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

11. April 15, 2006: Darted around the store, looking around suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

12. April 26, 2006: In the auto department, practiced his “Madonna look” using different size funnels.

13. May 1, 2006: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled, “PICK ME! — PICK ME!”

14. May 12, 2006: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed, “NO! NO! Sheila! It’s those voices again!!!!”

And last, but not least, just today….

15. May 16, 2006: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, and waited a while; then yelled very loudly, “Hey, Somebody! I need some toilet paper in here!”

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Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies. She enjoys writing family oriented-topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor for Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading a wide range of subjects.

 

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