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National American Beer Day ~ Friday Humor

National American Beer Day is observed on October 27 each year. It is a day to celebrate and enjoy the diverse and flavorful world of American beer.

The United States has a thriving craft beer industry with a wide range of breweries producing a variety of beer styles, from lagers to ales to stouts and beyond. National American Beer Day allows beer enthusiasts to sample and appreciate American breweries’ unique and innovative beers.

Remember to enjoy responsibly and be mindful of alcohol consumption on National American Beer Day.

History of American Beer Day

While not a deeply rooted historical holiday, National American Beer Day originates in the broader celebration of beer and the brewing industry in the United States. The history of American beer dates back to colonial times, and the holiday celebrates the rich tradition of brewing in the country. Here’s a brief overview of the history of American beer and the holiday:

  • Colonial Brewing: Brewing beer in America can be traced back to the early colonial period when the first European settlers brought their beer-making traditions. Beer was a staple beverage in the colonies, and many households brewed beer.
  • The Rise of Lager Beer: In the mid-19th century, German immigrants brought the lager beer style to the United States. This marked a significant shift in American brewing, as lagers became popular for their crisper and cleaner taste compared to the ales and stouts commonly brewed then.
  • Prohibition: The dark period in American beer history came with Prohibition, which lasted from 1920 to 1933. During this time, the production, sale, and transportation of alcoholic beverages, including beer, were illegal.
  • Craft Beer Revolution: In the late 20th century, a craft beer revolution began in the United States. Small, independent breweries emerged, producing various innovative and unique beer styles. This movement revitalized the American beer industry and contributed to the global craft beer renaissance.
  • Modern Craft Beer Industry: Today, the United States has a thriving craft beer industry, with thousands of breweries across the country producing diverse and high-quality beers. American brewers are known for their creativity and experimentation, resulting in various flavors and styles.

How to Celebrate National American Beer Day 

  1. Visit a local brewery: Support your local craft breweries by visiting them and trying their beers. Many breweries offer tours and tastings.
  2. Try a new American beer: Explore a style or brand of beer you haven’t tried before. With so many options available, there’s something for everyone’s taste.
  3. Host a beer tasting: Invite friends over and have a beer-tasting party, where you can sample various American beers and discuss your favorites.
  4. Cook with beer: Incorporate beer into your cooking by making dishes like beer-battered fish or cheese soup.
  5. Learn about the brewing process: Take some time to research and understand the process, from malting to fermentation, and gain a deeper appreciation for brewing.
  6. Support local beer events: Check if any beer-related events or festivals are happening in your area on this day and give your support.

Enjoy some jokes on beer!

1. My wife crashed the car again today. She told the police the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer.

Police said he can do what he likes in his living room.

2. A married couple on a tight budget went shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping cart…

The wife complained, “Put that back. We only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing $20.”

A little later, while walking through the cosmetics aisle, the wife picks up a beauty cream and places it in the cart.

The husband says, “I thought we were on a tight budget, buying only essential items, right?”

The wife responds, “This item *is* essential. It makes me look beautiful!”

“Well,” says the husband, “the beer also makes you look beautiful, and it’s half the price of the cream.”

3. A drunk man who smelled like beer sat on a subway seat beside a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read.

After a few minutes, the man turned to the priest and asked, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”

The priest replies, “My son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and contempt for your fellow man.”

“Well, I’ll be darned,” the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.

The priest, thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologized. “I’m sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?”

“I don’t have it, Father. I was reading here that the Pope does.”

4. A naked woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer…

The bartender stares at her body from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another beer. The bartender stares at her for a long time and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third beer.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression until the woman says:

— What, have you never seen a naked woman before?

— That I have, miss. I wonder where you’re keeping the money to pay for the beers.

5. A man walks into a bar and shouts, “Free beers outside!” So, everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran out excitedly.

A visibly angry bartender yells at the man, “What the hell did you do that for? Now I have no customers!!”

The man says, “Sorry, mister, I honestly didn’t find any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of them.”

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them – Queen Victoria.

Another beer celebration is International Beer Day. You can find out about the history here.

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About the author

About the author

Rae Aria holds a bachelor’s degree in English and Literary Studies and enjoys writing family-oriented topics. When she’s not writing or working as an editor on Support for Stepdads, she loves spending time with her two sons and reading various subjects.

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