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Stepfather Humor ~ More Things to Make You Go Hmmm

What Would MacGyver Do?

Things that Make You Go Hmmm

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?  More things to make you go hmmm.
  1. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
  2. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  3. Can I yell “movie” in a crowded firehouse?
  4. Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
  5. How do a fool and his money GET together?
  6. Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
  7. How is it a building burns up as it burns down?
  8. If a train station is where the train stops, what is a workstation?
  9. If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
  10. If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
  11. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
  12. What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
  13. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
  14. Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know you don’t have?
  15. Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
  16. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  17. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
  18. What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
  19. In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
  20. Did Washington flash a quarter when asked for ID?
  21. How come there aren’t B batteries?
  22. If the post office has machines that can sort snail mail at 1000’s of times per minute, then why do they give it to a little old man on a bike to deliver?
  23. How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
  24. Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
  25. Why is it bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Please add to this list by leaving your favorite things that make you go hmmm in the Comments.  Thanks. 😀

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