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Friday Humor ~ A Girlfriend Attempts A Jigsaw Puzzle

A woman calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The woman says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He then takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,”

….he said with a deep sigh…

“We’ll put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”

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A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark, and he’ll never crow. I have seen the light, and I’m crowing. ~ Muhammad Ali

About the author

About the author

In 1995, Gerardo Campbell became the stepdad to two children when he married his now ex-wfie. In 2011, he started Support for Stepfathers to reverse the nearly 70% divorce rate for blended families in the US. His website is to help and inspire stepfathers, aspiring stepfathers and the women who love them worldwide. You can follow Support for Stepdads on Twitter and Facebook.

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