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Stepfather Humor ~ It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night…

Howdy, ya all.  This one’s for all you cowboys and cowgirls.  I’ve heard if you play a country song backwards, you get your car back, your wife back, your kids back, etc…  I’m not a big fan of country western but this particular song brought a smile to my face.  Enjoy…




And if you liked that one, here are some more genuine song titles to look for:

1. I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me

2. I Don’t Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling

3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You

4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run – So we’re even

5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)

6. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

7. She’s Actin’ Single and I’m Drinkin’ Doubles

8. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

9. I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You

10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim’s Getting’ Better

12. They May Put Me in Prison, Buy They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out

13. I got the Hungries for Your Love and I’m Waiting in Your Welfare Line

14. I’m So Miserable Without You; It’s like Having You Here

15. I’ve Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin’ On My Back And Cryin’ Over You

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now

17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You

18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

19. Please Bypass This Heart

20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

22. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

24. She’s Lookin’ Better After Every Beer

Be sure to pass this on to a country western friend or someone who just needs something to smile about.  🙂

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